"scoob" (scoobsti)
03/26/2016 at 20:45 • Filed to: None

My Snapchat/Instagram/Facebook experience summed up.

DISCUSSION (26)

FromCanadaWithLove > scoob
03/26/2016 at 20:49

There should be a baby award, too. You babied? Wow, such fat, many pictures, so cry

scoob > FromCanadaWithLove
03/26/2016 at 20:50

Thankfully none of my friends are pregnant/married/whatever.

Yet.

Hopefully.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob
03/26/2016 at 20:51

Celica

jimz > FromCanadaWithLove
03/26/2016 at 20:52

I keep my mouth shut, but whenever I see/hear anyone going around bragging about being pregnant/having a kid on the way, all I can think is “congratulations on figuring out how to fuck.”

Or, as The Onion put it, “Miracle of Birth Occurs for the 83 Billionth Time”

scoob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/26/2016 at 20:54

u wot

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob
03/26/2016 at 20:59

u heard me

jvirgs drives a Subaru > scoob
03/26/2016 at 21:00

Enjoy it while it lasts. Then you hit the age where everyone is getting engaged/married/pregnant/getting a puppy or all the above and it just never ends.

scoob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
03/26/2016 at 21:01

i has a confused

scoob > jvirgs drives a Subaru
03/26/2016 at 21:03

I think I’ll just quit social media-

*GASP*

IMPOSSIBLE!

*AUDIBLE SHOCK*

WHAT?!

*DISBELIEF*

NO WAY!

*RECORDING VERTICALLY*

NO TEENAGER/YOUNG ADULT QUITS SOCIAL MEDIA!

interstate366, now In The Industry > scoob
03/26/2016 at 21:20

Once you reach your early-mid 20s it’ll start happening. I’m 30 and my non-car/music social feed (been Instagram-only since late 2014) has been pretty much other peoples’ marriages and kids since about 2009, except for the few people who are significantly younger than me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll have another drink.